Thursday, May 21, 2009

Here Comes the Hottest New Bling!

My money says Flava Flav and Lil’ Wayne will soon be hip-hopping over to Paul Wall’s Grill shop for the newest craze in grills! Paul Wall, for those of you not so “hip” (like me!) is one of the nation’s premier purveyors of those rows of gold teeth, called grills, which have become so popular among the hip-hop and rap crowds.

Well, let me correct one little statement above…those “new” grills aren’t actually so new!

National Geographic recently reported that, in fact, early Native Americans sported GEM STUDDED tooth bling as far back as 2500 years ago! (That’s way before rap meant something more than a person who talks too much. Oh Wait! Isn’t that still what it means?)

Sorry Ice…. I love ya anyway!

From the No Freaking Way Department....

It’s Not a Lung Tumor, Sir. It’s a Tree!

Artyom Sidorenko, from Izhevsk, Russia, thought his life might be nearing its end when told he had a lung tumor at 28 years old. Instead, during surgery to remove the "tumor," his doctors were astounded to find a living, germinated fir tree growing in his lungs! No! Honest! Check it out!

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Secretary Bites Off Boss's Penis

Ummm...Boss?? Does this mean I'm fired?

More in the catagory of the F*cking You Get For The F*cking You Got!