Thursday, May 21, 2009

Here Comes the Hottest New Bling!

My money says Flava Flav and Lil’ Wayne will soon be hip-hopping over to Paul Wall’s Grill shop for the newest craze in grills! Paul Wall, for those of you not so “hip” (like me!) is one of the nation’s premier purveyors of those rows of gold teeth, called grills, which have become so popular among the hip-hop and rap crowds.

Well, let me correct one little statement above…those “new” grills aren’t actually so new!

National Geographic recently reported that, in fact, early Native Americans sported GEM STUDDED tooth bling as far back as 2500 years ago! (That’s way before rap meant something more than a person who talks too much. Oh Wait! Isn’t that still what it means?)

Sorry Ice…. I love ya anyway!

From the No Freaking Way Department....

It’s Not a Lung Tumor, Sir. It’s a Tree!

Artyom Sidorenko, from Izhevsk, Russia, thought his life might be nearing its end when told he had a lung tumor at 28 years old. Instead, during surgery to remove the "tumor," his doctors were astounded to find a living, germinated fir tree growing in his lungs! No! Honest! Check it out!

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Secretary Bites Off Boss's Penis

Ummm...Boss?? Does this mean I'm fired?

More in the catagory of the F*cking You Get For The F*cking You Got!

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Alien Cells Found In Rainwater?

Two scientists assert that fluorescent matter found in rain water in India may be cells of extraterrestrial origin.

Although unlike any cells presently known to science, studies by God­frey Lou­is, head of the phys­ics de­part­ment at Co­chin Uni­ver­s­ity of Sci­ence and Tech­nol­o­gy in In­dia and San­thosh Ku­mar of Ma­hat­ma Gan­dhi Uni­ver­s­ity in In­dia show that these "cells" are capable of replication as are other known types of cells, and are thus, most likely, a type of biological organism.

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Do Not Streak, Get Drunk or Sleep Outside

BEIJING (Reuters) - Do not sleep outdoors to save money at the Olympics. It is banned to "maintain public hygiene and the cultured image of cities."Do not let the stifling summer heat tempt you into streaking, do not get drunk nor set off fireworks nor wave "insulting banners."Anyone with mental illnesses or sexually transmitted diseases is banned.

See Reuters Oddly Enough for the rest of the article by Paul Majendie.

Monday, July 14, 2008

Now HERE'S a great use for FISA!

In a modern approach to entrepreneurism--Hitmen are now advertising on the web!

Want someone snuffed? Call for rates. No credit check.

Sunday, July 6, 2008

They're baaaaack. (And I missed them!)

Damn!! The mother ship finally came looking for me in my old hometown--and I missed it!!!

KDKA reports numerous sightings of UFO's in the area of Buck's County, Pennsylvania.